Alex–the prompt asks for an essay. This is some hybrid of an essay and an apology letter, which was NOT the prompt. *rewrite due tomorrow or -25 points.
This is how I interpreted it:
Alex–the prompt asks for five-paragraphs, typed, double-spaced, MLA Format. This is not an essay. It is way more than five paragraphs. It does not have a proper heading. It addresses the audience directly. It ends with a valediction. This is NOT acceptable. How dare you try to do something different. Stick with what everyone else is doing. Don't try to be creative. *rewrite due tomorrow or -25 points (because that's the worst thing I can do to you)
The first thing I did was laugh. The very nature of my previous essay was unacceptability. This forced rewrite proved it was a success.
The second thing I did was look up the word essay. Apparently, an essay is any literary composition about a certain topic. So, even though it was disguised as, formatted as, a letter, my brain child was actually an essay.
The third thing I did, of course, was write my rewrite.
PS I have a 79.9% in this class. Haha.
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Me gusta =) I just hope he doesn't make you rewrite it again!
hahahahahhahaha.
Epic win. This incident is FVHS history and deserves to be immortally carved into the stone walls of our beloved school. Students will look upon this event forevermore with everlasting inspiration. It will serve as a marker of hope in the dark of the coming days and you will be hailed as a rebel and a revolutionary, leading to battle all those who dreamed of committing such an audacious action but never imagined they would have supporters standing beside them. From this day forth, students across this great nation shall rise up in courage and march with confidence to a future not bound by conformity, but enlightened by opportunity.
That, or we'll all forget about it before our first high school reunion.
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